 |
 |
Matriculate in a one- or two-day academic program at the University of CreakyTown where lecture participants take away a real diploma signifying their work and their accomplishments. Complete with pencil sharpeners, school desks and blackboards, experts in their field of study will discuss many important topics. Recess is optional.
Degrees are available from the following schools:
| School of Medicine |
The pharmaceutical sponsor will have an opportunity to speak about arthritis directly to "students" alongside doctors and other medical professionals. "Arthritis 101" as well as a host of other medical topics will be covered extensively. |
| School of Nutrition and Cooking |
Expert chefs and nutritionists teach "home economics" with a hands-on approach. Participants learn how to cook healthy food not only to live healthier, but also to help their arthritis. The smell of foods such as fresh pesto and garlic will make this school popular throughout all of CreakyTown. |
| School of Psychology |
Psychologists help people with arthritis come to terms with their condition(s), their limitations, and help explore ways to cope. "Ethereal Cereal: Food for Thought" is a popular course at this University. The supple burgundy leather couch says it all. |
| School of Law |
Advocacy, patients' rights and health insurance are just a sample of topics taught and explored at the CreakyTown School of Law. Lawyers, legal professionals and public advocates are among those who help teach these courses. And not for $300 an hour. |
| School of Horticulture |
Gardening plays an important therapeutic role in living with arthritis. Expert garden tips and hands-on teaching make this school a favorite among seniors and the elderly. |
Visit Broadway >
|
|
