Yogatta Believe

Lotus (Position) Notes
You know, arthritic dogs invented yoga. We gave humans credit for it because we give humans credit for everything. Part of being a dog is understanding that your owner is an insecure, self-centered organism, and the other part is making your owner feel secure. We're good at that because we know it means we get to sleep indoors and not have to hunt for food.

Part of being a human is believing that you invented yoga, group dynamics, hierarchical governing and social order, and tough love. All humans give us credit for is developing the talent to eat and then immediately poop, which -- after observing the gastrointenstinal issues of my owner -- humans wish they could do.

But back to yoga. Still don't believe me? How about "Downward Dog?" Do you think a human could make up a name like that? It's what we do, and we do it better than humans do, 20 times a day. Because you see, not only did arthritic dogs invent yoga, we actually practice it, unlike most arthritic humans. But hey, we don't judge. Just watch us. We do every yoga position except the one you humans invented where you stand on your heads. Sometimes I wonder how big your brains really are.